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Waking Up...

Woke up this morning and you got yourself a gun...

11 June 1973
Harder than old cheese,
Cooler than the other side of the pillow,
Traveler of both Time and Space,
Veteran of the Thousand Psychic Wars,
The modern-day warrior, full of mean, mean pride,
A house, divided against itself,
It is a tale told by an idiot, Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

That sunny dome, those caves of ice,
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

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alternate reality gaming, army, asylum street spankers, b&d, bdsm, beekeepers, bees, bloom county, board games, books, british comedy, bruce campbell, bulldogs, call of cthulu, chaos, chastity, classic literature, classical music, comedy, computer games, computer gaming, computer security, computers, condom nation, console games, corsets, cows, cruises, cthulhu, cuckolding, cyberpunk, d & d, d&d, dallas, dfw, donnie darko, dr. horrible, dream theater, dungeons & dragons, dungeons and dragons, ender's game, erotica, fantasy, fight club, final realms, firearms, firefly, flirting, frank sinatra, freedom, games, gaming, geek, geek code, geeks, geeky stuff, george r. r. martin, goth, guinness, guns, h.p. lovecraft, hacking, halo, i love bees, ice hockey, ilovebees, intelligence, intelligent conversation, internet security, kingdom of loathing, knife biting, kol, latex, libertarian, libertarian party, libertarianism, literature, louise cooper, lovecraft, machiavelli, martial arts, massage, mercedes lackey, mmorpgs, months, monty python, movies, muds, music, nylons, online games, order of the stick, perplexcity, philosophy, polyamory, polyfidelity, project syzygy, queensryche, reading, red vs. blue, robert jordan, rocky horror picture show, role playing games, roleplaying games, rpgs, rush, sci-fi, science fiction, security, sexuality, steampunk, stockings, strategy games, strong bad, the haunted apiary, the sopranos, the time traveler's wife, thigh highs, tolkien, unfiction, urban explorers, video games, webcomics, wheel of time, wine, world of warcraft, writing


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